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Blog [Feb. 28th, 2009|05:30 pm]
[mood |boredbored]

So this is my blog. Welcome. Hope you are not too bored yet. Today is a slow slow day. No one travels in the winter. Just business people. They are always so lame. Why doesn't anything ever happen? I should be glad things are so uneventful but I am so bored. Why do I feel like I am stuck in a block of ice? I hate being cold. I haven't skied yet this year, what is up with that? The day I was going to go got trashed. That was wicked lame. Maybe someone will ask me to go skiing. I hate going alone. I'll do it if I have to. Why did I leave Ithaca again? I had friends, and I was never bored.
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Scary things. [Feb. 27th, 2009|05:50 pm]
[mood |curiouscurious]

So I need to loose some of this weight I have put back on. I was doing so well when I got to Missy's. I went down to 210. That is the lowest since, well, ever practically. So Many, Missy's sister sent me some links. I read them. Now I will post the funny things for your to laugh at.

"only lemonade made from fresh lemon or lime juice, maple syrup, water and Cayenne pepper. No solid food is eaten for the entire cleanse. The Master Cleanse is technically not a fast; and proponents say it is more gentle on the body because it does contain some essential vitamins and minerals. According to proponents it is recommended to be on the cleanse for a minimum of ten days, but some people stay on the cleanse for longer periods of time, even as long as 45 days."

This is called the master clense. I think this one could work. Then I read this:

"Some individuals have returned to their healthy diet the following day after stopping the program without any problems, but this is rare and not recommended, especially for first timers"

How do I eat normally again? Weird. Still waiting on answers for that one. Then there is this other diet thing, called water fasting. No way am I doing this. You drink only water and "crawl under the covers in warm flannel pajamas, entering deep into that inner place of prayer with bible beside my bed. The world around  becomes obscure and far away.  Everything goes in slow motion and the things that yesterday were all too familiar, become strange and unimportant.  Values systems make quantum shifts, what was impossibly urgent becomes frivolous.  It is a deep dreamy state, an altered consciousness." I did this already, it was called 18-23ish. So I guess I will get tired and what not, here is how to fix it "after an enema and an extra ration of carrot juice" I'll feel better. Nothing goes up my ass you hear me, nothing!

I made muffins and granola bars today. The muffins were great, the granola bars came out like granola.....dust. I'll try again. That is all for now, I will post more funny stuff when it happens.
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Weird saved draft thing.....and a post. [Feb. 26th, 2009|09:10 am]
[mood |calmcalm]

Dear journal,
          You may not remember me because I have been gone a long, long time. I am the inner you.

Not too sure what that all is about. I logged on for the first time in 92 weeks. That's almost two years. I can not wait to read the old entries again. If any are good enough maybe I will make note of them on the site people care about. No one reads or even knows about this site. I mean, you can find it, but why would you try? No pictures. No nothing. Boring. Maybe I can make this something with just words. And I'll find some of the cool pictures with letters thing. Not.
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WOW [May. 21st, 2007|09:36 pm]
So totally just found this again. I'm gonna blog here so everyone cant read it. Ha ha ha.
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Well when bad things happen to good laptops. [Mar. 16th, 2005|06:37 pm]
[mood |sadsad]
[music |not a damn thing cause this is a mac and I cant work it.]

Well it happened. My hard drive in my laptop has died. Next week I hope to be purchasing a new harddrive. I wont be on for awhile. This stinks. Im going to try to get my old desktop to work. Well thats all for now. I am sad.
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Guess who made an update. [Mar. 7th, 2005|02:45 am]
[music |Super Furry Animals - Touch sensitive]

Alright. So I'm 22 now. Cool. Realized there is no cool age to turn untill 30, and honestly, how cool is thrity. I know what I'm going to do when I turn 30. Throw the exact same party I threw last night. Plus a few things hahahahaha. Anyways, the party went well. I dare say we beat out the Alice in Wonderland party. Ill make an update about it if you people want to hear it (along with pictures). Got real drunk last night. 2 liters of vodka will make 8 boxes of jello. Then when Adele tells you to use the rest of her good vodka you make one box of Blue shots for the house. By far, the best shots of the night. I want to send a "Fuck you dude" to the poser-ass Ithaca-wannabe-punk punk that decided he needed to put three holes in our walls. So uh "FUCK YOU DUDE". Doubt he will read this, but fuck him if he does, cause I just got him. hahahaha.

Anyways, if you want pics of last nights party, say something and Ill post them

sidenote: Going to hang out with some people from work. That should be fun.
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Teddie bear complex [Mar. 4th, 2005|01:14 pm]
So I guess I suffer from a "Teddie bear complex". I guess girls figure out wether a guy is datable or friendable during the first meeting. Well me being the "Nicest guy in the world" doesn't get me many girls. Well, I guess the real problem is that it does get me girls, they just all stay friends. I'm totaly not complaning, because I love all my female friends. I just wish I wasn't the loveable teddie bear I am.

On a side note. Matty was trying to make me look bad infront of Adele.
Matty: "Paulie has girls over all the time."
Paul: "Thats true Matty, but now explain the "Teddie bear complex" to her.

he does...

Adele: "You should push them down the stairs, by the time they hit bottom they will have changed their minds.
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The trip home. [Feb. 5th, 2005|08:41 am]
[mood |bouncyCrazzy Happy]
[music |Something cool Matty found.]

So Ash is one of the most amazing drivers ever. She drove so faaast and sooo extremely well. It was amazing. Any ways. Got home and tony was asleep. Matty had to let me in. I forgot to call and tell them we stoped to nap. Ash was tired. We drove the rest of the way home in i dont know how much time, Ash will have the figures in the am. On an entirely too sad note. I played Matty at Halo 2. When I left I was good. Now, I am terrible. I don't know what happened. I hope this gets better. I wont say the figures for the first game. They would make your mother cry. Well I'm going to bed. Great homecoming. See you all soon.
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I have an anthem now. [Feb. 3rd, 2005|03:38 am]
[mood |bouncyChipper]
[music |This site, its going on in the backround.]

So I was talking to Matty. He and I will talk, prolly about girls. Yet somtimes we trade funy things we have found on the net. What he didn't know was he found me an anthem last night.


Jonah has his small cock, I have my lack of knowledge.
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A fun night [Jan. 30th, 2005|04:18 pm]
So, stayed at the hotel tonight, It was fun. Did you know Jager come in a handle? No, neither did I. And when you buy the handle, it comes with a little hand pump. This means you dont even have to pick up the bottle to get a shot, to me, thats amazing.

Drank a few shots, got drunk because I don't ever drink.

Went to sleep.

On a side note, something fish happened.
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